September 30th 2014 · 942 notes


People reblog this as a joke but this is so inspiring

September 30th 2014 · 95,633 notes



if you want to kill someone stab them with an icicle because the icicle will melt and then there will be no murder weapon

Better yet, make like one of my favorite short stories and murder them with big frozen leg of lamb and then cook the lamb. 

Then when the police arrive offer them something to eat and then have the police eat your murder weapon. 


I love that story

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September 30th 2014 · 127,503 notes


"It’s definitely a shock to go from being 15 in high school to working. There’s no real cushion there. There’s no preparation at all. You learn by doing.”

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September 29th 2014 · 260,635 notes



i dont know if i want to be buried or cremated if i die

“if i die”

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September 29th 2014 · 226,307 notes


when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank

they’re married now

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September 29th 2014 · 280,288 notes


Does anyone else remember playing music in Real One Player and just sitting there and watching this for like two hours


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September 29th 2014 · 76,675 notes




Literally me

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